I want to leave

Always accurate. I offer Jerry Seinfeld’s “This is Out” logic. When we’re home, we want to camp. When we camp, there’s a serious draw to get home. Either way: I want to leave.
I made this when we first acquired our Little Wee Boler because evidently there’s room inside one of those little guys to accommodate such things as art and craft on top of this family of 4+dog. Besides: what else is there to do while camping if not cross stitch about that camping?