Random Stitches

Whether they want it or not, people get stitches from me. I grew up watching my mum do the same with the “serious” types of patterns that made me want to barf, and I thought it was always a bit of a bold gesture that said, “HERE. PUT THIS IN YOUR HOUSE.” And if that’s the case, then I’d rather say, “HERE. PUT THIS AWFUL THING IN YOUR HOUSE.” Because that’s what friendship is.